
Tag: english
681

there’s always some roadkill
on the way to Loverville
656

free will is a bitch.
641

i’m the kind of girl
whose herbs expire
635

i don’t own your time
i just want you in mine
The Semi-Enlightened Man

Let me tell you something about a kind of man I keep meeting recently. I call him the semi-enlightened man. At first glance, this guy is quite charming. He’s quick to pay compliments, teases, seems outgoing. All good fun. So fun I decide to have a drink with him. While enjoying said drink, I find out he’s open to self-reflection and seems to think about life. What a relief! It’s so nice to meet someone who ponders his existence from time to time and doesn’t go running for the hills the moment someone utters the words “feelings” or “spiritual”. Doorgaan met het lezen van “The Semi-Enlightened Man”
623

confusing times –
when you said “i’ve been following you for a while now”
i thought you meant
online
Catherine.

When I was a student, Catherine worked in a clothing store that I visited quite frequently. Back then, she was a young woman in her twenties. A lovely woman I liked very much. Also a very pretty woman, with long blonde hair. Doorgaan met het lezen van “Catherine.”
593

google translate –
i was hit out of my lead
by all the things you said
570

if i only wrote super tight shit
you probably wouldn’t appreciate it
556

body language –
i think you and i
use a different dicktionary
516

the rub –
i tell you about my previous love affairs
you tell me about your current ones
Stress? Your doing!

The root of all evil: life coaches who tell you to put a little stone in your pocket to remind yourself that you have to relax. Tada! No more burnout! It’s a miracle. Because of course, as we all know, we have complete and utter control over our emotions. We are all the captains of our emotional boat. Doorgaan met het lezen van “Stress? Your doing!”
509

unemployment –
this is where i’ll get
my street cred
503

