single in your early twenties =
single in your early thirties =
deep in the process of getting over someone while simultaneously emotionally and/or physically involved with at least 5 people
Ah, to be single.
When you’re in your late twenties and single, you’re considered to be the Greatest Mystery Known to Mankind. People just don’t know what to do with you, in which box you belong.
The reasoning goes like this: “Okay, she’s not a troll. She seems relatively sane. So why doesn’t she have a boyfriend? Ah, but of course! she must be a closeted lesbian!” Doorgaan met het lezen van “They shoot single people, don’t they?”
I applaud you. You are very wise. Of course you have intimacy issues, anyone in his right mind should have them. Intimacy is beautiful but also incredibly scary. It’s basically a gamble with your heart and sanity at stake, and no guarantee of winning the jackpot. Doorgaan met het lezen van “A love letter to all the single girls who think they have intimacy issues”