
Categorie: english
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mijn poep is tha shit
516

the rub –
i tell you about my previous love affairs
you tell me about your current ones
Stress? Your doing!

The root of all evil: life coaches who tell you to put a little stone in your pocket to remind yourself that you have to relax. Tada! No more burnout! It’s a miracle. Because of course, as we all know, we have complete and utter control over our emotions. We are all the captains of our emotional boat. Doorgaan met het lezen van “Stress? Your doing!”
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unemployment –
this is where i’ll get
my street cred
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business consultancy –
an exciting career
in ending careers
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ah love. the spice of life.
unfortunately, that spice is sometimes
cilantro
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these days
you get paid more to fire people
than to hire people
Tinder: a swipe that can change your life?

In my never-ending, tireless search for quotes on the internet, I stumbled upon one from Chris Rock that goes like this: “Women, every time a man is being nice to you, all he’s doing is offering dick!” Doorgaan met het lezen van “Tinder: a swipe that can change your life?”
They shoot single people, don’t they?

Ah, to be single.
When you’re in your late twenties and single, you’re considered to be the Greatest Mystery Known to Mankind. People just don’t know what to do with you, in which box you belong.
The reasoning goes like this: “Okay, she’s not a troll. She seems relatively sane. So why doesn’t she have a boyfriend? Ah, but of course! she must be a closeted lesbian!” Doorgaan met het lezen van “They shoot single people, don’t they?”
Walking down the street: a trick or a treat?

Walking down the street. It’s something we do every day. As common as washing our hands or brushing our teeth. And yet, when you are a woman, this simple act can result in a lot of different actions and emotions. Doorgaan met het lezen van “Walking down the street: a trick or a treat?”
